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Unicorn Hunting – THE STYLE CON

Is all you want for Christmas a threesome (watch the two front teeth)? In my latest sex advice post for The Style Con I gave tips on how to hunt down the perfect unicorn (sexy, single, bisexual woman down 4 3way) with your partner.

From the article:

Have the Woman Approach the Unicorn

The other day, in an antique store, a woman passing by turned to me and said, “You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve seen all day.” This happened over a week ago, and has still been the biggest ego boost I’ve received in a while. If she had been a man and said those same words, I likely would have made a stink face and felt annoyed by just some other cat-calling guy on the street. Women are hit by men with come ons from every which way all day long. It’s exhausting and causes one to revert to a state of defense to be seen as a whole human rather than a sexual object. For this reason alone, for couples, it often goes over better to have the women approach the other woman. For the third, the other woman can be the most intimidating aspect of a threesome. Is she going to get jealous? Is she being pressured into this by her boyfriend? If the two women bond first both can enter the engagement feeling more at ease and respected.

xo! SST

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VICE – Someone Finally Made A Condom for Your Giant Penis

#bigdickproblems journalism for Vice – read it here

“Nobody feels sympathy for a guy who complains about his big dick, but possessing a monster cock comes with its share of problems. A long (and I mean looooooong) penis can plop into a toilet when you sit down to poop; an extremely thick cock might have trouble fitting in certain holes. Most critically, many well-endowed men struggle to find condoms that fit them.

Like many sexual health issues, this problem is made more complicated by the government. Although American penises come in all shapes and sizes, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) only allows condom companies to offer condoms with a minimum length of 6.29 inches and a maximum width of 2.13 inches, making manufacturing or purchasing latex condoms for oddly-shaped protrusions illegal in the US. In recent years, controversies have erupted surrounding condoms—many sex-positive writers have criticized Measure B, a law implemented in 2012 that requires performers to use condoms in pornography filmed in Los Angeles county—but an FDA representative told me the agency hasn’t updated its condom rules since 1998.”

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Stab at Narrative – “A Satanic Love Story” for Somesuch Stories

Somesuch Stories is a lovely British publication hosted by a production company that publishes a new story each Sunday. Taking a stab at the narrative I contributed “A Satanic Love Story.” 

“She had seen YouTube videos of Marilyn Manson defending his friendship with the occultist Anton LaVey. She was a fan of Manson, but would only admit publicly that she listened to his later albums. She had a curious nature that would make her an excellent journalist and annoyance to boyfriends, and so she soon found herself falling into Wiki-holes, learning about satanism. While there would always be individual trolls and HBO series that kept the public assuming it involved ritual child sacrifice or incestuous orgies, she learned that the predominant satanic organisations were intrinsically bastions of secular humanism who embraced individualism and cried out for man to return to his true nature. Hedonistic, perhaps. Harmful, no – although she was able to see why Christians would fear them, especially Catholics, whose tradition was name-checked during black mass. And whilst it would be a reenactment for purely educational purposes, she decided to keep quiet about her involvement. She was waiting to hear on a new writing gig and felt satanism might repel an employer – as if they hadn’t already read her most recent column defining various types of group sex.”

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WILL.I.AM CREATES FIRST “SMARTCUFF”

After initially speaking with the artist and entrepreneur for VICE about his fashion collaboration with Coca-Cola, Ekocycle, we rejoined forces via Skype to discuss his role in the creation of the world’s first “smartcuff.” Find the entire article at The Style Con.

“With the the launch of i.amPULS, artist and entrepreneur will.i.am has created the first wearable smartwatch that is a phone in of itself rather than simply using bluetooth, and this isn’t something you’d find at Radio Shack. “On a guy it fits snug. On a female it fits the way a Chanel or a Louis Vuitton or a Gucci cuff would fit,” will.i.am told me via Skype hours before the launch of the product during the keynote speech at Dreamforce 2014 in San Fransisco. “A little loose, the way Rihanna rocks her Chanel cuff.” I spoke with will.i.am about the gadget fills a hole in the technology marketplace — with fashion”

Subscene Style

I am excited to take on an editorial supervisor position with the soon to be launched nightlife/fashion/music publication Subscene Style. As it is a startup, we need your help. To donate to our Indie Go Go campaign click here.

And don’t miss the launch party on May 22nd at the Westway in New York’s West Village. Stay tuned for more details ;)

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